I got sick of seeing that thing on my DA page...so I made this new one. BECAUSE I WAS BORED WITH WOW. WHAT A SHOCKER.


Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) Marry
2.) Have kids with
3.) Make a happy woman.

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Jazz
2.) Jazzy
3.) *Insert Real Name here*


Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) Jazz
2.) Jazuheiru
3.) Jazen

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) My goatie.
2.) My broad shoulders.
3.) My ****

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Heights
2.) Fast moving machinery
3.) Alice when she's angry.

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) Talk to Alice.
2.) "Goatie-finger-comb" That thing that evil maniacs do when they're thinking and they use their thumb and index finger to mess with their goatie. Ya know...Shut up.
3.) Shower

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) T-shirt.
2.) Boxers.
3.) Shorts

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Pendulum.
2.) Home Made Kazoku
3.) A7X

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) Showdown
2.) Granite
3.) Blood Sugar

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) Affection
2.) Honesty
3.) Rape?

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) Alice is mah AND ONLY MAH gurl g.
2.) Dicks.
3.) Yus.

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) Small boobs.
2.) Blonde hair.
3.) Blue Lightning Eyes.

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) Hanging out with Alice.
2.) WoW
3.) Tf2.

Four Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Boobnuzzle
2.) Fap
3.) Sex
4.) FINISH THIS FUCKING UNDERCITY REPUTATION GOD DAMNIT.

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) Marine Biologist
2.) Zoologist
3.) Teacher

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) France.
2.) Seattle.
3.) Alice's house. That place is a vacation home compared to mine.

Four Names You Like:
1.) Alice.
2.) Jasper.
3.) Jazz.
4.) Jenny.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) I like getting raped.
2.) I'm sensitive.
3.) I get called a girl.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) Goatie ftw.
2.) I think two girls making out is awesome.
3.) I think two pillows making out is even more awesome.
I stand by these two statements. ^

Three People That I Would Like To See Take This Quiz Now:
1. Hm...
2. Dicks.
3. Oh god I just DIVIDED BY ZERRROOOOOOOOOOOOO--